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jesus titty-fucking christ, im alive!
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[26 Aug 2004|12:27am] |
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today at lunch i had 3 pancakes and 3 eggs with corn beef hash. for dinner i had ramen noodles with an egg.
4 eggs + corn beef hash = my farts smell worse than anything i have ever smelt in my entire life. afrobrad, josh and spacemonkey can vouche.
that is all. bye.
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so its been almost a month since ive updated. lets see if i can catch you up to speed.
- mansion II is coming along quite nicely
- Heroes in a Half Shell is coming along even better
- september 9th. All Books. your nigger asses better be there. buy advance tickets from me, spacemonkey, afrobrad, or mapted.
- i got my cell phone turned off, then back on as of today. call it if you want. whatever you do, dont text me because im poor.
- work has been going rather well. afro brad is now a pool cleaning boy, and has quit working with dennis and me.
- if you want a job, call me. you know you want one.
i know theres probably some other stuff i should write in here, but ive simply forgot what they were. oh well, ill remember later.
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| Mansion II is in partial effect. |
[18 Jul 2004|06:39pm] |
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last night i spent the first night at the Mansion II. it was pretty cool, except for the fact that the water hasnt been turned on yet, and we're still replacing the roof. i give it a couple months and it will be sweet. the only problem i have is the little nignogs that live across the street. the first nignog (who we found out was named peanut, lol) came to my door and was like "you can move yo truck so we can play basketball?" "uhm, why dont you guys set up your hoop over there where noone lives?" peanut leaves. then 2 minutes later peanut and ....acorn(haha, damn im clever.) come to my door and are like "our uncle doesnt want us to move it" oh well, to keep from making enemies so early, i decided i had to go back to the mansion and get a shower and stuff. i dont really have much else to write about, but the moral of my story is..little nignogs are funny, and easily killed and thrown in a ditch behind my house.
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this week has been awesome! housesitting, band practice in boss's bedroom, watching ms doubtfire when i shouldve been working. watching spongebob when i shouldve been working, kicking afro brad's ass in pool, playing with the dogs and horses, bbqing out for 4th of july, playing rummy with josh, kister, and dennis til 3am, visiting my mom in aiken, getting tattoos in augusta with dennis and troy. its great. i still miss home. i miss annie and gregory. i dont know how i feel about the mansion seperating like it is. i wish i could put them all in my pocket and carry them with me everywhere. natalie comes home soon...but not soon enough. MMC is going to pwn the 16th show, just to give everyone a heads up. uhm...i cant really think of anymore random things.. so goodbye.
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i had court today for my ticket. i didnt realize so many damn mexicans existed in hanahan. so two hours later i finally get out of court and chill at my house, eat some tasty express, watch jerry springer..
ive been hangin out with josh a lot lately, and it just reminds me of the old times when we were kids. im trying to keep my mind occupied so i dont realize i still have almost 3 weeks before natalie comes back. ive been buying metal cds and ninja turtles like whoa.
ann and i are here alone. you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. she wants me. she wants me bad. just kidding, that would be really gross. shes my little flip sis. i love that girl.
the mxc mansion is relocating. different house, same mosh.
i cant really think of anything else to say, but if i do, ill write it down.
ps. oh yeah, this new unearth is sick as shit. go buy it right now. if you buy it and dont like it, ill give you a handjob.
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friday's show was nothing short of fantastic. i was all about some sxe sing-alongs. tonights show was a lot of fun too. i always enjoy oval portrait and idea of beauty. we were supposed to go to the beach after the show, but somehow those plans fell through. oh well. tomorrow is father's day, which is always a hard time for me. ill get through it like i have been. natalie is in germany. it sucks, i miss that girl a lot.
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| this week sucks. |
[30 May 2004|03:09am] |
my truck battery died on me today...twice.
afro brad's amp burned up today, so practice was a complete waste.
i dropped my cell phone into my cup of sweet tea.
i got a $250 ticket for "careless operation"
i got a letter from a collection agency about my emergency room visit.
i got a letter from the bank saying that i dont have the minimum amount in my checking account.
this week has not been looking good for me. so that means next week better be the best week of my life.
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[12 May 2004|06:01pm] |
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so much crap has happened in the past few days, and i havent written anything.. lets see..
::friday:: friday was the show. on broken wings' van broke down, so i was heartbroken. the classic struggle was awesome. they had a really good set. the chariot....blew ass. im sorry, but i got a bunch of hype from certain people and i wasnt impressed at all. evergreen terrace was evergreen terrace.. a couple fights broke out, but it was alright. i dislocated my thumb during ET's set, which sucked.
::saturday:: clank, ann, dennis, and myself broke down in dennis' van in the middle of niggerville. it was horrible, mainly because i have a really bad habit of saying the word nigger very loudly, almost in a tourette syndrome kinda way. after brad came and picked us up, we went to negrodamus' going away party. after we left there, it was too late for band practice, so everyone decided to get drunk instead. had dinner at denny's, spacemonkey matt spilled his drink on my leg, black man got angry at SMM for taking too long, funny stuff. end of night.
::sunday:: mother's day dinner with GtG's mom and GtG, dennis, melody, taco, clank, SMM, and ann. when we were leaving, i spilt a drink on "mom's" foot. she forgave me. then dennis, kister, and i went to the house party at phillip's house. it was fun stuff. we hung out with derrick all night which was quit e a delight. we stole morgans car while she was out boning john deathray. i finally met amy, and all i can say is go phillip ;)
::monday:: niggers on the ferret tour decided to be douches and stay in florida. went to eat at andolini's for the first time with 88mph/MMC and gang. walked around downtown with derrick, kister and morgan. saw troy and kelly. went to free show at allbooks. brought the mosh. threw up outside. brought more mosh. ate at perkins. drank an entire pitcher of barq's by myself.
these are just rough-ins because i have the worst memory. oh well, its good enough. peace out niggers.
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i knew it was too good to be true. things were going too well for me.
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::update on truck:: so i have been truck-less for 2 weeks as of last friday.. which totally blows. last wednesday i finally got her into a bodyshop so she can be better than ever! :) when i talked to the guy, i was like "hey, since you have to repaint these fenders anyhow...why dont you shave my emblems and antenna?" so the guy said he would, which is rad. if he does supergood work (which ive been told he does) i'll definately make him my new bodywork/paint dood. anyway, i got a couple pics of my truck ( here. )
now while my pride and joy has been in the shop, ive been cheating on her with this beautiful shitty fucking truck. whats funny is this truck is so shitty, i actually like it. my boss paid $500 for it, because someone died in it. its too bad the corpse didnt come with it. that wouldve been rad. i think i might talk old boss man into selling it to me. his son enrolled in the army, he doesnt need it anymore :) i would be the man then. two vehicles, an apartment and a landowner. wowzers! just kidding.. check out this ( piece )
::other stuff:: work has been easy, and fun as always. dennis practically lived here from tues-friday. i shared a bed with him the whole time, and let me tell you, this kid does some major talking in his sleep. its hilarious. i love that kid. work hasnt been boring since he started. just when i think i cant love my job anymore, i can. band practice is going well. we have 1.5 songs now.. which are tougher than your fucking mother. just kidding, not that tough.
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[28 Apr 2004|01:03am] |
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so i got a fax from the appraiser today saying it was going to cost approx. 2,500 bucks to fix my baby. i personally think itll cost more, but we will see.
why dont more people carry barq's root beer? i cant think of a store i can go to and buy a case of barq's, much less a 20 oz bottle. there are only like 5 restaurants i know of right offhand that carry this awesome carbonated beverage.
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- Matt's Burgers
- Texas Roadhouse
- Tasty Express/Tasty Freeze
- China Buffet by Circuit City
- Frank & Stein in Northwoods Mall
- Perkins
- Philly's in Summerville
- Cici's Pizza
- Denny's
- Shoney's by Citadel Mall
- Outback Steakhouse
- Fazoli's on river's
if im missing any, let me know. i would like to make a list and keep it with me so when i want some, i know where to go.
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[26 Apr 2004|04:18pm] |
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man fuck a place called enterprise.. i finally touched base with Lowe's insurance and they agreed to pay for a rental vehicle. so i talk to enterprise and theyre all like "yahoo! yeah we'll come pick you up because we are definately going to rent to you sir! yipee!" so im standing outside waitin for them to come (its hotter than a nutsack too btw) so this lady finally comes. i hop in the truck with her so i can go pick up my vehicle..and shes all like "blah, im foreign, hence this accent..how old are you mr. mizzell? oh im sorry, i mispronounced your last name? im sorry, it must be because im foreign" so i told the slut i was 20, and then she's like "mm yes, i dont think we can rent to you because of your age, perhaps we can rent to your mother, and you can drive her car?" fuck a bunch of that. my mom lives 1.5 hours away, and drives one of the shittiest vehicles known to man. there is no way it would even survive the 3 hour round trip, much less take me to work or anywhere else.. so i called my mom, and then i talked to my bossman. this guy is seriously the fucking coolest guy ever. he looks like bam margera's dad, only not as fat. anyway, he's like "fuck it, let them rent it to me, ill let you drive my truck" score. i call enterprise back, and the same slut answers the phone. so she was like "uhh, yeah, uhm, i dont zink we can do zat mizter mizzell, let me call you back." so finally, some other dood from enterprise calls me back and is like "yeah we can do that, we just need to verify that its ok with SRS (lowe's insurance)" so now i have to call this other lady back. long story short, i ended up calling her and other rental places about 34096 times before we decide that renting to boss man was our only solution. the lowe's lady is real nice, enterprise is not. so tomorrow i get to drive boss mans truck and we go pick up his rental. tomorrow or the day after an appraiser is supposed to come look at the damages of my truck. i wish this would fucking end aleady. i want my Kelly to be all fixed up and nice again...with spinners ;)
edit: i just got off the phone with the appraiser. he should be coming by tomorrow around 10am. hopefully ill get everything worked out this week.
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the wreck: alright, as most people have probably heard, i was in a wreck friday afternoon. it sucks, but the damage isnt too bad, and it wasnt my fault at all. woot woot. another good thing is it was a lowe's delivery truck that hit me. last time i checked Lowe's has some pretty deep pockets. im going to need a new hood, fenders, headlights, grill surround, grill, front bumper, and valance. whats bad is i dont think anyone will be able to match that 6 year old paint...so i might have to get a new paint job. oh darn! and since im gettin new fenders, that means i can shave my emblems and antenna before i put em on. :) look out bitches, my truck is going to be off the rope fo shizzle.
the bad thing about it is my insurance agent said the truck is unsafe to drive, so im stuck vehicle-less until Lowe's insurance can hopefully get me a rental.
the weekend: it was rad. me and SMMatt went to a party with Natalie and Kelly. it was a blast..witht he exception of one stuck up mt. pleasant prick. oh well, it was times like this that i wish i had dennis around. we wouldve buried that kid's body on the beach somewhere. it was too bad he didnt drink more, so i could steal everything out of his pockets. that wouldve been awesome. oh well, lets hope there isnt a next time, because i will gladly teabag him and steal his wallet. sunday GtG, SMMatt, Ann and I went to Carrabbas. that place was a really overpriced olive garden. the next time, olive garden all the way..
other news: band practice is going really well. i love it. work is going well too. dennis is really working out, and im glad because he is my ride to work for now :) i rode with him for the first time today.. and it was his first time driving on the interstate or over Cooper River. craziness. we took a long lunch today with bossman so that he could stop by the gun shop and get the barrel chopped off this tactical shotgun. this thing defines awesome. i cant wait to get 10 of my own :) maybe Lowe's can pay for those too! that would be rad... i mean my neck hurts.. ow..
ill get some pics of my truck up later hopefully... if not, youll live.
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this past week has been really cool. the show at allbooks was fantastic. i got to hang out with some super cool kids. negrodamus has been coming over a lot lately. i love that dood, but dont tell my white brethren, theyll kill me for it. dennis started working with me yesterday. yesterday and today have been the only two days i have been ontime since i dont even remember when. its craziness. but bossman said if i keep showing up ontime, i'll get a RAISE! ooooo what to do with more money... so much stuff to blow it on. i let dennis drive my truck today..all of 8 feet :) i really need to wash my baby. today we tried to rig up the bathroom door at work. we cut an extension wire and set the hot wire on the doorknob, so when you grab it, it shicks the piss out of you. then re rigged the hose to shoot you in the crotch when you turn the water on. classic.
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today was awesome. real awesome. i woke up around noon in my recliner because SpacemonkeyMatt fell asleep in my bed. josh came over and we went to this gym to practice. its awesome. we're going to be supermosh-to-the-max. :) anywho, i hope this works out cos that would be the coolest.
i went to the hockey game with dennis, melody, GtG, SpacemonkeyMatt, and josh. it was rad, even tho the rays lost. i had some dippin dots which are definite pwnage. josh did a real good job of making himself look like an ass dancing around. fun stuff. we had this old lady sitting i front of us who thought she should be referee apparantly. it was funny because i asked josh what this intermission game they were playing was, and she answered for me. then i realized i didnt ask it that loud, so she mustve been able to hear everything else i was saying. i think the word "fuck" and "look at them titties" came out of my mouth at least 324086 times. haha this lady heard me talking about titties. grand.
tomorrow should be funfilled as well. KFC buffet and sleep, tons o' fun.
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| chucktown: game, set, match. |
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myrtle beach got their ass handed to them by the chucktown crew. we ended up being there an hour early, so that gave us time to go get some bojangles. the judas cradle and remembering never were fucking awesome. dennis broke his hand, and i broke some kid's face. i got to see some cool kids i havent seen in a while, which was neat. josh actually went to this show, which is a huge accomplishment. i also talked negrodamus derrick into going. it wouldnt have been the same without someone else with me reppin' the chucktown stomp.
today was lunch at Matt's burgers with spacemonkey, GtG, and Ann. Spacemonkey tried boiled peanuts for the first time today. those crazy westcoasters dont know what theyre missin. all in all it was a good weekend, although im sore as shit. peace out bitches.
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i didnt go to work today...big surprise. i really need to stop doing this 3 day weekend shit every week. oh well, i had good reasoning. i had to go pay my bills. i almost got hit by a dodge neon in the process. it was crazy. GtG, SMM, and myself went and ate at Matt's Burgers. that place is off the rope fo shizzle. 1, they have barq's rootbeer, and 2, they serve it to you in a frosted mug!@ i have found a new favorite place to eat. i became aquanted with our waitress, who happened to drop her nametag, "sugar" on the table.
negrodamus derrick and KKKris called me up and came over. they brought over my dearest friend kayla along...heh. i havent seen her since my birthday, cos i paid her $1.25 to pee on her. if you havent peed on a chick lately, i recommend it. its very degrading and sweet.
after negrodamus took KKKris and peepee Kayla home, he returned and him, ann, and i went to applebee's. i had a oreo shake, and coloured an arthur colouring book. we talked about crazies and all sorts of stuff. i stole the waiter's pen. its nice.
anyway, i need to finish my serial killer book. goodbye.
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